WOOF: HOW CAN THERE BE ANY OTHER CHOICE?

One of Obama's most important political decisions will mark him as either dog-poop or dog-wise.

Let Moi give you a hint by waving the flag(s):


Really Mr. First Hawaiian President: is there any other choice?


Don't be fooled, Mr. First Skinny President, by those rats pretending to be dogs. We are among the smartest dogs in our genre and, surely, you recognize that you will need as much intelligence around you in the years ahead! (We may be ranked only No. 3 but surely the No. 2 ranker is too French while the No. 1 ranker doesn't do anything to bolster your foreign policy!)