"FIRST WE TAKE MANHATTAN, THEN WE TAKE BERLIN"

Fresh from elevating the latest hoax by writing the best poem in it, I now cut to the chase: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!..even as Lolabola aptly notes: "Why stop at World?" I love ambitious women whose first names aren't Sarah...

It's funny that Moi's World Presidency is Ernesto's dream. I actually dreamt of him last night....