I PROMISE A POET IN EVERY OVEN!

That's right! I reserve the politician's right to wiffle-waffle on campaign slogans and so: per Bob, if elected President of the United States, I promise a poet served up in every kitchen of this great country of ours!

Meanwhile, pick up your banner of Moi lovely V.P. HERE!

And if she looks familiar to the approximately five million peeps to date who've peeped at Moi's Blind Chatelaine's Keys, well, yes, she looks sideways from "my" Author Photo -- after all, we don't really know what "Eileen Tabios" looks like, yah?

HOPE. THEN PROGRESS! YADDA!

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