ACCOUNTING POETICS (NOT!)

Yep. she got it -- Poetry upends Math! But perhaps Gura's sci-fi analysis will make Toi be interested in Moi. Not to mention, again, this offer makes 1 + 1 = more than 2...

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I was mailing a book to Bahrain yesterday. The address ended with "Kingdom of Bahrain". The post office clerk kept saying the postal machine wouldn't recognize the address. Some hoo-haa ensued, then I determined he was typing in "Kingdom".

I suggested helpfully with a straight face, "Try typing in Bahrain."

That worked.

Btw, he said he didn't know where that is. I said, "That's where the King wears a turban."